- Caught speeding? I have to pee
- Target of an unwanted sexual advance? I have to pee
- Want someone to stop tickling you? I have to pee
- Bulimic? I have to pee
It works for everything...
Acceptable variations: "I really have to pee." "I'm going to pee all over myself." "Get out of my f***ing way before my bladder explodes all over your face.**"
**disclaimer: urgency in delivery is directly proportional to seriousness of situation. Profanity, however useful in the bedroom, should not be directed towards law enforcement in the event of a traffic violation.
Please use responsibly.
